May 7, 2011 § Leave a comment
The Story is the name of the print…
Unfortunately I didn’t manage to wear it on the beach as when surfing (yes yes I’ll explain later) it’s probably best to wear either a bikini or a more covered one-piece as frankly the only thing you want popping-up is YOU on to the board not your bosoms out of your swimwear.
Not that this mattered as what I wanted to do in LA was pose like Jerry Hall in metallic heels on a shark… or a dolphin but no sharks or dolphins were forthcoming, real dolphins yes but the blow-up sort no (incredibly) and thankfully no sharks of either sort, so thinking what would Janice Dickinson do (answer: pretty much anything) I donned the swimsuit and did a little gratuitous London photo shoot which should please those who research ‘bathroom candids’ and normally get me in the fashion version of a burka.
Decided to include the aforementioned diving mask but not the snorkel as had flashbacks to a conversation in Thailand:
Really.. you’re taking that?
It’s a pale pink ribbed snorkel.
Put it in your mouth and take a look at yourself… do you see what I mean now (laughs)
What are you getting at… oh.
Men. Filthy minds.